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Not My Fault

i-wasnt-always-a-fallen-angel:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

On Wednesdays we reblog

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Parks and Recreation Alphabet → b
 ↳ ben’s butt

"You ever heard Leslie talk about Ben’s butt? I’m all like - damn, girl, you mad sweet on that back meat."

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what’s your favorite thing to do to stay active?

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totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

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madlori:

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

#and Americans don’t just get to be annoyed by other Americans #we have to deal with the fact that they vote on shit that affects us #like who’s president #and they are constantly on our tv #and on our facebook wall #and in the house of representatives

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queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.

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Owen Hunt Appreciation Week
Day 3: Favourite friendship: Owen and Callie

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dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

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shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

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lupinatic:

I just really love how hard these two shipped their characters and how much they obviously enjoy it.

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barneystinsonlegendary:

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barneystinsonlegendary:

Buy Barney Stinson Items ==> http://bit.ly/1fmWXIz

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Not My Fault

Hi my name is Shelbz, I'm 16 and live in Canada. I love movies and books. Total fangirl here its all fandoms, the fandom change depending on my obsession at the time. AnySuggestions,i or whatever hit the ask button <3 :P